We'll start with health benefits. Sure, free health care sounds good. FREE health care from Army trained medical personnel. Right? Wrong. Free anything usually sucks. Health care is no different. And in Infantry land you can't even call and make a doctors appointment. No. First you have to see the medics (not doctors) who then refer you to the PA (also not a doctor) who may or may not send you to a real doctor depending on how serious the issue. Maybe I'm a selfish prick, but when I have something wrong with me I would like the advice of somebody who actually went to medical school to be a real fucking doctor. No offense to the guys at the aid station, but what the fuck. Dependents can make doctors appointments but I can't. Anyways, I'm running off topic here. We'll talk more about health care and amateur hour at the dental clinic later. I'm here now to force my opinions on you about reasons to get out of the Army. Yes, there are three very good reasons to stay in the Army at the top of the page, but the list of reasons to get out goes on...and on...and on...and on.....and fucking on. Getting paid to stay in shape and shoot guns and blow shit up is a fucking sweet gig. But ohh the bullshit that comes with it. The Army can take the fun out of fucking. And they try. We'll cover a this and other reasons until we a) get out of the army and have nothing left to complain about b) get court marshaled or c) develop a debilitating narcotic habit that takes up all of our time and energy forcing us to live under a bridge and perform sexual favors for drugs and/ or entertainment.
Reasons To Get Out of The Army
1. R.O.E.- Fuck R.O.E.! R.O.E. is the biggest buzzkill in the military and takes the fun out being an Infantryman. Don't send combat units to do political work. You want to be nice to people? Send flowers and money. You want dead motherfuckers and chaos? Send the Infantry.
2. Saluting-Fuck officers
3. Hooah- What the fuck?
4. Hooahs- Brain washed douche bags who love the Army and think everybody else does to. These types are generally huge cocksuckers or sergeant majors. Or huge cocksucking sergeant majors. They make life miserable for every one around them by enforcing dumb ass standards, being motivated, and sucking every high ranking dick that comes their way.
5. ACUs-Yep. It's been said before but can't be repeated enough. What the fuck were they thinking? However, what is most concerning about the ACUs is not the pattern itself, but the fact that it got approved. The fact that some dumb fuck came up with the idea doesn't surprise me. What tickles my asshole is that people with a lot more rank than me, people with college degrees who get paid a lot of money to make decisions, approved the ACU pattern. Now, if they approved the ACUs, how can they be expected to make the correct decisions to lead our country to victory on the battlefield.
6. FRG- An organization of raging stuck up simple minded cunts who have no job and think they wear their husband's rank getting together to gossip. Yeah, good idea.
7. S1- Stop acting like your job is so fucking hard you whiny little paper bitch and fix my pay.
8. POGs-What the fuck gives these motherfuckers a sense of entitlement. Cooks looking at Infantry soldiers like they're doing them a favor. Fucking lowlifes. Last time I checked, support MOSs support the fucking Infantry. Without Infantry the cooks, clerks, truck drivers, engineers, nurses, pilots, medics and every other shit sucker would be out of a job. So put a smile on your face while supporting the greatest fighting force in the world. Oh, and suck my dick.
To be continued...
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