Don't drink and boat.
Don't get into fights.
Don't beat your wife and kids. (Even though they probably need it.)
Don't drink and drive.
Don't do drugs.
Don't have unprotected sex with strange women.
Don't have sex with married women unless it's your wife.
Don't drink and drive.
Translation:
Fuck your weekend.
Don't have any fun.
If you think you're about to do something fun, stop.
If anybody has any fun, you will all get called in so we can fuck up your weekend.
No comments:
Post a Comment